Smartass & Sass Box Review December 2022
Smartass & Sass is a gift and subscription service for snarky individuals and cynical a**holes. They hand-select products from artists and small businesses and work with manufacturers to produce brand-new items that are sure to make you giggle. Subscribers also help them decide on items and have access to a secret sale shop. They kindly sent us this box for review.
When you sign up for Smartass & Sass, you’ll have three different options:
- S&S SHIRT ONLY Subscription – $15.95/month
- S&S BOX Subscription – $34.95/month
- S&S BIG BOX Subscription – $49.95/month
Shipping: Boxes ship from Lincoln, Nebraska on the 18th of every month. US Shipping starts at $3.95 US and they ship internationally to Canada, Mexico, the UK, and Australia starting at $6.95 US.
Each Smartass & Sass includes a brochure written by a Smartass & Sass staff member and the S&S Team. In the brochure they include detailed info on the box’s monthly theme, on the items themselves, tips, recipes and hilarious commentary.
Let’s get a closer look of this months contents:
Festivity Drama Candle – $6.95 (Freebird Soy Candle)
This candle smells absolutely delicious! It’s like warm brown sugar cookies straight out of the oven. The wood wick is such a nice touch too – plus it’s a pure soy candle!
‘Dramatic as F*ck’ Bar Bracelet – $30.00 (Foxy Originals)
I so wish that this one was gold as i’m not much of a silver girlie – I know I can give this to my dramatic sister-in-law though!
‘Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, And F*ck Off’ Apron – $34.99 (Blue Q)
Is a pretty cute apron, and made from very durable heavy fabric, but I almost wish the “f*ck off” would have been a little less obvious, like written on one of the plant pots – that would have been clever and sassy. Where this is very in your face!
‘That’s So Crazy’ Cocktail Napkins – $7.99 (Twisted Wares)
I actually laughed so hard at these napkins! This is what i’m talking about! This is sassy and clever – without using unnecessary vulgarity to make a joke. I can’t wait to put these out the next time we have guests over. It’s the subtle snark that gets me!
‘Purse, Pocket, Phone’ Card Game – $30.00 (S&S)
This is so similar to games that I’ve played at bridal and baby showers! I love that this is a way to share experiences, make each other laugh and get to know people better. I can’t wait to play!
‘Sick as Fuck’ – $7.95 (Sniffle Stopper Healing Balm)
This couldn’t have come at a better time! If I’m not sick, my husband or son is, and then I am, and then they are, and then – you get it. The circle to sickness has been ruthless this season! This has such a nice fresh minty scent but isn’t overpowering at all.
Peace Out Mother F*ckers Body Butter – $14.95 (S&S)
This smells like a very expensive body butter found in a popular beauty boutique in the mall – if you get what i’m saying. It definitely has me dreaming of tropical vacays and days in the sun.
Smartass & Sass Review November 2022 – Final Thoughts
Smartass & Sass is always an exciting box to open up and I feel like they hit the mark a little more in this box. There were a variety of brands within the box (November was very S&S heavy) and there were some more subtle sassy items included this month. All in all, I’m happy with this box.
Kylie Smith – http://www.instagram.com/kyliesmithable