Smartass & Sass is a gift and subscription service for snarky individuals and cynical a**holes. They hand-select products from artists and small businesses and work with manufacturers to produce brand-new items that are sure to make you giggle. Subscribers also help them decide on items and have access to a secret sale shop. They kindly sent us this box for review.
I have such a fun review for you today. Smartass & Sass is a subscription that always makes me laugh and it has been way too long since we shared a review with you. Going through the October box reminded me just how much fun this box is to receive. We might need to start featuring it more often:)
Subscription Details
When you sign up for Smartass & Sass, you’ll have three different options:
- S&S SHIRT ONLY Subscription – $15.95/month
- S&S BOX Subscription – $34.95/month
- S&S BIG BOX Subscription – $49.95/month
Shipping: Boxes ship from Lincoln, Nebraska on the 18th of every month. US Shipping starts at $3.95 US and they ship internationally to Canada, Mexico, the UK, and Australia starting at $6.95 US.
Here’s a closer look at the October Smartass & Sass box…
October Theme – Mouthy As Hell
This month’s subscription will have the heads a’turnin! A mouth full of hell, and a chest full of HELL YEAH! We like to call them sentence enhancers, and they definitely do their job of spicing things up. October is all about bringing the spice to any situation.
Don’t you just love a good theme?! It really brings the box together and nobody does a theme like Smartass & Sass……
Bitch Brew
The Bitch Brew blend has elements of amaretto, irish cream and kahlua to make tasty, non-bitter grounds. Possibilities are endless with this 4oz. sample. Wake on up, b*tches!
Yup….it’s official….I am in love with this coffee and I haven’t even tried it yet. I mean what’s not to love? Great name, great flavour notes, and just fun all around!
Cheese Charcuterie Knife Set
Can’t hang with me if you don’t like some brie! A three piece wooden cheese knife set that adds some humour and function to your get-togethers.
The holiday season is officially here which means entertaining, hosting, and charcuterie boards galore! I love this little set and can’t wait to put it on display.
Get Lost Beanie
This sage green stocking cap is the perfect fashion statement come this fall season. Get too close to me and you can 100% take the advice you receive.
I wear a beanie almost every day when we go for our afternoon walk so this will come in handy. I wonder if the neighbours I see on our daily walk will appreciate this beanie as much as I do?
Little Bag of F*cks Purse
Eenie meenie miney mo, this bag is only for small cargo! Tampons, pills, coins galore, or honestly any little thing you find on the floor. Throw this lil’ guy in your purse and head on your way!
Lol…..I had a good laugh when I pulled this one out of the box. Subtle enough that I almost missed it! I will use this for hair ties – the one thing I loose more often than my socks.
Sweet & Savage Perfume Roller
This marvellous scent and design collaboration transports your mind to being on the sand at dusk on the Pacific coast – roll & go, babe.
This perfume is speaking to my heart! It smells so good! I’m trying to figure out the scent but can’t quite place it. It definitely has a sweetness to it and hint of vanilla. Regardless….I love it!
I Tried to Stop Swearing Towel
A tri-fold towel that has a pun of a lifetime. The fun design paired with subtle crassness is a perfect and useful decor item. 100% cotton and lint free.
Oh my gosh…..love, love, love. But can I really put this on display? I haven’t yet decided. Maybe I can, or maybe I will gift it to a friend.
Bitchcraft Enamel Pin
The planchette pin is finally making its appearance. Fasten onto a backpack, bag, or jacket everyday to make it known that you’ll rebuke these bitches in the name of sass.
I love a good enamel pin and this one is G.O.O.D. I’m just trying to decide if I should save it for next October or if I should find a home for it now. Whether it be my backpack or my denim jacket……it’s so fun, it needs to be on display.
Smartass & Sass Review October 2021 – Final Thoughts
Smartass & Sass is easily one of the best boxes to receive if you love to laugh. I can’t even tell you how much fun I had going through the box. I laughed, I smiled, I did all the things! I think they did an amazing job with the October box. It had a hint of Halloween, a hint of Fall, and all the sassiness a girl can take! I secretly love this box and am thinking it is one I need to review every month.
-AYOB Sarah