Smartass & Sass Spoiler #2 May 2022
Smartass & Sass is a gift and subscription service for snarky individuals and cynical a**holes. They hand-select products from artists and small businesses and work with manufacturers to produce brand-new items that are sure to make you giggle. Subscribers also help them decide on items and have access to a secret sale shop.
Here’s a peek at the first item in the May “It’s fine, I’m fine, everything is fine.” Smartass & Sass box…..
MAY’S THEME IS: It’s fine, I’m fine, everything’s fine.
This month’s first spoiler is the Fidget Necklace from Foxy Original!
Here are the highlights:
- Two sided
- Plated in 14 karat gold
- 16″ chain
- Disk spins, so fidget away to stay grounded and calm
Here’s a peek at the 2nd item in the May Smartass & Sass box…..
SECOND SPOILER ALERT!
This month’s second spoiler is a Sassy Umbrella from Smartass & Sass
Rain, rain go away, you are f*cking up my slay! Use this umbrella when the weather is just not going the way you want it to. Has a black UV liner for use in ALL types of weather—sunny or cloudy.
What else is in the box?
- Anxiety soother (SPOILER)
- Outdoor hair protector (SECOND SPOILER)*
- Item decorators
- Monthly blood-stopper case
- Button repair kit
- A tool to organize your things to avoid*
- & a sassy shirt for BIG box subscribers!
*These items contain profanity.
What You Get: Each Smartass & Sass box will have 5-8 handmade, hilarious items. The items will have a theme (e.g. Motivational AF) and all of the items will relate to it. You can expect things like mugs, notebooks, tote bags, water bottles, pens & pencils, magnets, candles, and more. They regularly survey their sassy gang to make sure they are finding the types of goods you want to get.
Get a monthly dose of sass! Full-sized snarky items and a sassy shirt to make you laugh your a** off.