Smartass & Sass Spoiler #2 May 2022

Smartass & Sass is a gift and subscription service for snarky individuals and cynical a**holes. They hand-select products from artists and small businesses and work with manufacturers to produce brand-new items that are sure to make you giggle. Subscribers also help them decide on items and have access to a secret sale shop.

Here’s a peek at the first item in the May “It’s fine, I’m fine, everything is fine.⁠⁠” Smartass & Sass box…..


MAY’S THEME IS: It’s fine, I’m fine, everything’s fine.⁠⁠

This month’s first spoiler is the Fidget Necklace from Foxy Original!⁠

Here are the highlights:⁠

  • Two sided⁠
  • Plated in 14 karat gold⁠
  • 16″ chain⁠
  • Disk spins, so fidget away to stay grounded and calm⁠

Here’s a peek at the 2nd item in the May Smartass & Sass box…..


This month’s second spoiler is a Sassy Umbrella from Smartass & Sass 

Rain, rain go away, you are f*cking up my slay! Use this umbrella when the weather is just not going the way you want it to. Has a black UV liner for use in ALL types of weather—sunny or cloudy.⁠

What else is in the box?⁠

  • Anxiety soother (SPOILER)⁠
  • Outdoor hair protector (SECOND SPOILER)*⁠
  • Item decorators⁠
  • Monthly blood-stopper case⁠
  • Button repair kit⁠
  • A tool to organize your things to avoid*⁠
  • & a sassy shirt for BIG box subscribers!⁠

*These items contain profanity.⁠

What You Get: Each Smartass & Sass box will have 5-8 handmade, hilarious items. The items will have a theme (e.g. Motivational AF) and all of the items will relate to it. You can expect things like mugs, notebooks, tote bags, water bottles, pens & pencils, magnets, candles, and more. They regularly survey their sassy gang to make sure they are finding the types of goods you want to get.


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